Creationist Bingo; a game for all scientists

When I first came across Creationism I simply laughed my head off and thought it must be a joke. I was working as an exploration geologists at the time in the fascinating Precambrian of the Richtersveld in NW Cape Province in South Africa. I read a review of The Genesis Flood in The Christian Graduate by A. N. Triton, who was in fact the late Oliver Barclay. “Olly” was far too gentle but I soon realised here was a supposedly serious book trying to prove the earth is only 6000 years old. as the youngest rocks I was mapping were only 600,000, 000 years old I found it absurd.



I didn’t think anymore about it until I went to L’abri in Switzerland the next year to study under Dr Francis Schaeffer, a founder of the Religious Right. His son-in-law suggested I should study the book along with other creationist books. I dismissed them as rubbish which did not go down and went off in a moody  with the books.

I found The Genesis flood very unsettling as it was presented as a scientific book, with photos, cross-sections and references. I ploughed getting more angry until I twigged what was wrong. The authors had cleverly and subtly misquoted so many scientific authorities so to undermine the whole of geological science. I realised the authors were a pair of Pinnochios


I read the other books I was recommended and found the same thing. Since then I have read more creationism than is good for my soul and found the same thing. Each book contained a selection of the same fallacious arguments repeated ad nauseam. Several decades some of those arguments have been dropped due to persistent criticism.

Yet today, what do we find? Creationist books/articles/blog/websites carry a similar set of creationist memes which appear at a distressing regularity. So much so you can play bingo with them as the game of creationist bingo shows;

creationist binjgo

all you need to do is to take a piece of creationist writing an tick off the argument in a box as it appears. You can shout out when you get a full horizontal or vertical line filled and shout even more when you get a “full House”.

O r else you can print it off and go to Facebook page dealing with creationism and see how long it takes to get a full house.

You could also put out a large pile of jellybeans or similar sweets and consume one every time you are called an atheist, compromiser, liberal or similar epithet. Your pile of sweets will soon disappear.

You can alos play a similar bingo with any form of pseudoscience whether it is anti-GMO, Anti-vaccers, anti-fracker, food freakos etc.


ENJOY and then do something sensible!



12 thoughts on “Creationist Bingo; a game for all scientists

  1. Wesley R. Elsberry

    I’m just saying that playing bingo where everyone has exactly the same card turns into a simple test of reaction time. For a full bingo treatment with multiple players, you need multiple cards, which my version can provide. Each time you refresh the page, a different card is drawn. All the items are taken from the TalkOrigins Archive Index to Creationist Claims, so certainly all of them have been answered/rebutted before. The links in each card go directly to the rebuttal on the TalkOrigins Archive.


  2. Paul Hanen

    Michael, there is plenty of “bullshit” produced on both sides. But you appear to be blinded by your own paradigm. You should know better than to equate creation models (plural) with only a young-earth (6000-year) version of it, or “flood geology.” That is not necessary. Creationism need not entail that view, which may be no more defensible than is Dawkins’ classical Darwinian gradualism—which, to date, has offered no cogent rebuttals to legitimate Darwinian criticisms. A theory that lacks a mechanism for macro change (across major phyla) is a vacuous theory. But neither here, nor Facebook, is a good place to engage in serious dialogue. Happy New Year.



Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s